01. Can you cook?
I can bake like nobody's business, and I can cook with a recipe. I cannot do that thing where people grab ingredients and just make something. That's witchcraft.

02. What was your dream growing up?
To be an author.

03. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could skate or rollerblade - I just can't seem to get the hang of it.

04. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Something nonalcoholic, if you didn't want me to get very bubbly.

05. Favorite vegetable?
Asparagus.

06. What was the last book you read?
"Fantastic Mister Fox."

07. What zodiac sign are you ?
Pisces. We're flawless.

08. Any tattoos and/or piercings?
One tat on the back of my shoulder (ankh/pisces); formerly five piercings, post-bashing, I now have two. For the record, nose-rings and eyebrow rings are not helpful when you're having the crap beat out of you.

09. Worst habit?
Clutter.

10. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
I cannot drive.

11. What is your favorite sport?
To play? Volleyball. To watch? Nearly none.

12. Negative or optimistic attitude?
Outwardly cynical, inwardly romantic.

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Apologize. See #15.

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Bashing.

15. Tell me one weird fact about you.
I seem to fritz out electronics on a regular basis. My personal record for being stranded in an elevator, for example, is five times in one year.

16. Do you have any pets?
Alas, no.

17. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I hope I'd recognize you, but if I didn't, I'd probably tell you I already have religion.

18. What was your first impression of me?
Busy.

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Obnoxious and gross.

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd erase the scar on my chin, as I'm tired of looking at it and remembering what it was.

21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Depends on the event. I have a rather liberal outlook on crime.

22. What color eyes do you have?
Right one is green, left one is blue.

23. Ever been arrested?
Technically.

24. Bottle or draft?
Half-pint.

25. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Half to charity, quarter to investing, quarter to one kick-ass Christmas gifting season.

26. Would you date me?
I'm married and gay. This poses issues.

27. Where's your favorite place to hang out?
My library.

28. Do you believe in ghosts?
Ayup.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Romance words, be it reading or writing.

30. Do you swear a lot?
No.

31. Biggest pet peeve?
Right now? Rude pricing customers.

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Surviving.

33. Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
Ayup.

34. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
I'd love a tour of your neck of the woods.

35. Do you believe in God?
I believe in gods.

36. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
I already did...